February 2012
MeekaKitty: Thoughts about raves. →
tessaviolet:
I like the thought of a rave. I enjoy dancing. I enjoy music. I enjoy getting my cray on. I should go to on of these ravez (I am spelling it with a “z” so the kids realize how young and hip I truly am). There may even be some of them new fangled lazer lights. I hear there is a disc jockey now that…
Shravedig!
Don't care about awards shows.
Best Engagement Photos Ever!
mermaiderotica:
roxyleeheart:
jonahcraned:
<3
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most-awkward-moments:
Persons against the Personhood Act in Oklahoma →
obscenegestur:
You all better freaking reblog the shit out of this, or I’ll be mad at you forever.
plz do this. Trust me, you DO NOT want me to ever be a mother…
kindofpersonal:
umqra:
moraniarty:
umqra:
did you hear the joke about the pavement
it’s all over town
did you hear the joke about the pavement?
even sherlock fell for it
omfg
oh…..the guilt i feel for laughing at this………….hahahawdhjhskhsadjlh
majesticcatnip:
defranco:
Dear packaging people who make plastic enclosures with no openings so I have to find scissors or a knife,
Die.
Sincerely,
Philip DeFranco
PS. To the people who package the scissors in plastic enclosures with no openings I hope you die of a million self inflicted hand cuts caused by stray knives, keys, and pens.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
