(via extremely-flammable)
Source: acidbreakbear
“It understands where the Titan’s weakness is?”
(via simply-me-55)
Source: toracchus
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
(via youuidiotkid)
Source: thepensivebrony
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
#I also look at the other cars to determine appropriate wiper speed
(via ratqueen)
Source: winking-skeever
The worst way to go
“Detective, drop the case. This was a homicide, pure and simple.”
“Was it homicide, Chief? Or was it… murder?”
DUN-DUN.
(via ratqueen)
Too incredible and hilarious not to #regram #westboro #oklahoma
Source: neilcicierega
![necracrosome:
kyssthis16:
amorphousblob:
slay-z:
satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.
This is the realest shit I’ve EVER seen. Man………
This will be on my graduation hat when I graduate.](https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970404_519938144708316_1916321345_n.jpg)
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.
This is the realest shit I’ve EVER seen. Man………
This will be on my graduation hat when I graduate.
Source: siddman
